Primus - Detachable Penis
I woke up this morningwith a bad hangoverand my penis was missing again.This happens all the time:it's detachable.This comes in handy a lot of the time:I can leave it homewhen I think it's going to get me in trouble,or I can rent it outwhen I don't need it.But now and then I go to a party,get drunk,and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember what I did with it.First I looked around my apartmentand I couldn't find itso I called up the place where the party was.They hadn't seen it either.I asked them to check the medicine cabinet(because for some reason I leave it there sometimes)but not this time.So I told them if it pops up to let me know.I called some other people from the partybut they were no help either.I was starting to get desperate.I really don't like being without my penis for too long.It makes me feel like less of a man,and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.After a few hours of searching the houseand calling everyone I could think of,I was starting to get very depressed.So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.Then as I walked down Second Avenuetowards St. Mark's place where all thosepeople sell used books and other junk on the street,I saw my penis lying on a blanketnext to a broken toaster oven.Some guy was selling it.I had to buy it off him,He wanted 22 bucks,but I talked him down to 17.I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.I was happy again.Complete.People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but,I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass,I like having a detachable penis.
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