3rd Bass - Oval Office
This recording, is a collectionof unintended indiscretions before microphone"Oh who locked the door?""A hard man is good to find.""Open the door!""The principles.. of friction"[Nice] This feeling's a function, so step to this[Serch] Ain't the average boys who do this[Nice] Door is opened, to office summoned[Serch] Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!")[Nice] Reception warm, not a handshakeMy hands shook, barrier's about to break[Serch] She was seated, legs long and slammin[Nice] Oval office opened, so let's begin!Push my point across, firmly[Serch] Core proposal[Nice] Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")I serve you with motionand doors open wider, coast in[Serch] Secretary said, "Put Serch on line two..Yo, put him on hold!""That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 4X)* [MC Serch] - speaking in background *Aiyyo Pete man, let me in manI'm here to get retarded yo, so step offNah I'm not holdin the door to come inYo, yo move your, move your elbow!Move your elbow, yo, you're not dickin on meYour boy look like the Great PumpkinYou're frontin like you play the PumpkinMove your elbow, because I'm IN THERE![Serch] The meeting rotates[Nice] Mockneck or cactus?"They got my head boss.."[BOTH] She attacked us![Nice] With a treaty for disarmament[Serch] We signed[Nice] Figured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright alright alright..")So I disarmed[Serch] And I poured the ScotchAnd asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?("Oh my goodness!")[Nice] Yeah, I reckonYou keep minutes, I'll let you get secondThen the summit rose, I get vetoedPresidential pardon, let me G yo![Serch] Lunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue[Nice] The Oval Office work is never done![Serch] Never done!"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)* [MC Serch] - [Pete Nice] speaking in background *Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have sex?Nah manIt was you that did it!Filet of sole on the Oval Officeon a peanut butter legYo..She got down to my knees and it spread!"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)[Nice] G'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomatThe Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet[Serch] Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway[Nice] Serch said[Serch] Prime, let's do the three the hard way![Nice] And knockin like we're knockin[Serch] BOOTS!The office flooded with the sex check suitsDeploy missiles of the MX variety[Nice] Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me[Serch] I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased* woman moaning "uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh" *And in the Oval Office[Nice] Finally peace!Motions carried out, played it like Presidents[Serch] What's the Oval Office?[Nice] Our permanent residence![Serch] Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis[Nice] Aiyyo Bush![Serch] We're audi like Elvis!Aiyyo Serch you're in there manYou're finally in there, for the first time man!"Victims of these classic boners.."Yo move that thick body of yoursMove that thick white body!"Victims of these classic boners.."[MC Serch]Yes, yes -- WOOOOOODIEE!I've got the woody!I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head"Victims of these classic boners.."I can feel it! You gotta understand see"Victims of these classic boners.."Gotta understand the subject of the topicThere's too much butt-waxin, no --there's too much vaseline usageThere's too much KY jellyCause I've got the WOOOOODIEE!I have the woody man, I haveYo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MANYou're a flabber man, I am a muscle manI think you are my auntieCause I am the man who is in the Oval OfficeYou're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster manI'm a great man, you're a flabber manUhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?I heard Rob never got the woodI heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodieAnd I heard Seth Lover? He got the WRONG woodieHe needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!Aiyyo I'm goin home man; I'm goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!)I'm goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*
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